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April 25, 2005
Proof God doesn't exist?
Apparently, the newly elected Pope Benedict XVI prayed to God during the conclave, asking not to be elected pope. If the Pope can't get a prayer answered, what hope is there for the rest of us?
On a related note, I turn it over to the intern:
Disclaimer: This piece is not intended to insult or offend anyone. Acinom understands that for billboards and road signs there is no spell-check, grammar-check, or does-this-mean-anything-in-any-known-language-check. I would merely like to point out that sometimes when driving by these signs, I put myself and everyone around me in danger during my violent convulsions of laughter. So. Without further ado, I present my list of favorite church road signs seen in the past month or so on my drive in to work. (Misspellings theirs, not mine)1. Jesus died from your sins. Everyone welcome. (My bad Jay-Cee. Didn't mean to sin and kill you and stuff [I thought Jesus died for your sins]. And I'm still trying to figure out the second part.)
2.What will you say when Jesus return? (Honestly, if it means the world is ending I will probably say, "Oh @#$&!!!!)
3.You are a child of God whether you like it or not. (Isn't faith supposed to be uplifting?)
4.When you go before Him, what choise will you make? (The red pill? A number three with cheese? Low-Fat Milk? I thought when I show up at the gates ole' St. Pete "choises" what happens to me. Dangit should have paid more attention in Sunday School.)
5.Jesus Church. Sat 9 AM--Sun 9 AM. (I've never seen "Jesus
Church" before. Economy of Words.. As for the second part..Wow. That's a lot of Jebus. If the average Sunday service goes for 1 hour, "Jesus Church" could do in one sitting what average churches do in 24 weeks. Let's hope they mean one service on Saturday and one on Sunday.)
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